because i was pmsing.

so me and melisa were reading this... and we couldn't help but talk shit. -____-

16 REASONS.


you HAVE to read all of them and if you don't you're going to come across problems in you're relationship for the next month!


1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about.
josie: bullshit.
melisa: yeah, maybe they'll think about the hottest one but its not actually like they care about who they are; its not like love at first sight.

2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they aren't with you.
josie: BULLSHIT!!!!!!
melisa: ....until they hit the stripper bar a week later

3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile (:
josie: okay i admit that isn't bullshit.
melisa: meh.. i don't know. maybe they'll notice the smile after the boobs

4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
josie: controlling, selfish bitches.
melisa: conceited, controlling, selfish bitches.

5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
josie: good.
melisa: and yes, we love doing that.

6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don't need to give advice.
josie: and a quickie!
melisa: i think most of the time they fake problems so they can seem like the sensitive type

7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
josie: orrrrrr.. maybe he just wants some.
melisa: exactly.

8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM!
josie: sike.
melisa: bullshit.

9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely usebeautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.
josie: WOOOOW, i'm not even going to say anything -__-
melisa: they're faking it

10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you.
josie: eh
melisa: so will we, stupid.

11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something
josie: he's feenin' it.
melisa: he's mentally undressing you, duh.

12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day
josie: okaaaay, girls would give the world to be able to read a boy's mind for a day, too.
melisa: the only one that's true. just so they can know right away if they can get any.

13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it
josie: eh
melisa: because guys ARE stubborn.

14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them
josie & melisa: yes they are.

15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
josie: haha that's nice.
melisa: you mean he really wants some pussaaaaay.

16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life
josie: only because they haven't been getting any
melisa: hey don't take mine!

-Everything said in this bulletin is true
yeah....not really.