because i was pmsing.

so me and melisa were reading this... and we couldn't help but talk shit. -____-

16 REASONS.


you HAVE to read all of them and if you don't you're going to come across problems in you're relationship for the next month!


1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about.
josie: bullshit.
melisa: yeah, maybe they'll think about the hottest one but its not actually like they care about who they are; its not like love at first sight.

2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they aren't with you.
josie: BULLSHIT!!!!!!
melisa: ....until they hit the stripper bar a week later

3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile (:
josie: okay i admit that isn't bullshit.
melisa: meh.. i don't know. maybe they'll notice the smile after the boobs

4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
josie: controlling, selfish bitches.
melisa: conceited, controlling, selfish bitches.

5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
josie: good.
melisa: and yes, we love doing that.

6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don't need to give advice.
josie: and a quickie!
melisa: i think most of the time they fake problems so they can seem like the sensitive type

7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
josie: orrrrrr.. maybe he just wants some.
melisa: exactly.

8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM!
josie: sike.
melisa: bullshit.

9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely usebeautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.
josie: WOOOOW, i'm not even going to say anything -__-
melisa: they're faking it

10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you.
josie: eh
melisa: so will we, stupid.

11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something
josie: he's feenin' it.
melisa: he's mentally undressing you, duh.

12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day
josie: okaaaay, girls would give the world to be able to read a boy's mind for a day, too.
melisa: the only one that's true. just so they can know right away if they can get any.

13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it
josie: eh
melisa: because guys ARE stubborn.

14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them
josie & melisa: yes they are.

15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
josie: haha that's nice.
melisa: you mean he really wants some pussaaaaay.

16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life
josie: only because they haven't been getting any
melisa: hey don't take mine!

-Everything said in this bulletin is true
yeah....not really.

why do i keep breaking everything? so in the past 3 days i have broken:
my phone
my bed
and my blinds
and this computer desk lol (the little thing for the keyboard came sliding off and it gave me a booboo)

my dad fixed my bed and blinds for me, but my phone is broken and my mom won't give me hers ]: stupid cunt. i'm so pissed right now. and that's not the only reason why. you were fucking 10 minutes away from me, and you couldn't drop off my shit. honestly, that's not what got me mad. but what did was the fact that you were out after you said how you were tired.

it's not okay, despite what i said. i'm just too nice.

anyways, this past weekend was nice [:

on friday, it was theresa's birthday party. we watched transformers, ate watered-down spaghetti, had a nice fruitcake, and played card games. haha. i've never played mafia before. and then after everyone left to choir practice, tiffany and i stayed at theresa's and cleaned her room for her [:

the next day, saturday, i had the house to myself. mike tranny came over and kept me company. he's so funny haha. we went to get free slurpees at 7-11 and then we came back to my house and i scared the shit out of him! hahahahaha<3 we watched a bit of one missed call before i had to leave to my behind the wheel lesson. driving is overwhelming! gosh, i sound like a kid. but it was fun. i kept looking at the speedometer, i didn't concentrate much of the road. my instructor was very friendly and patient. afterwards, i went home and tried to have an all nighter with kirk but i fell asleep snoring. hahahaha

sunday. indah's birthday. the day i broke my phone. at first i didn't really wanna go because i didn't want to get ready but i forced myself to start putting my makeup on. then i met up with david at vg and walked around FOREVER until indah and her friends showed up. the dinner was nice, i missed the surprise! then we walked around until mi madre picked me up.

i'll talk more about stuff later, i guess i didn't feel like venting after all. gonna play uno with kirk, bye!

wow!

i love being busy and keeping myself occupied! so far this week i have:

today: going over to lisa's to help her clean once again
thursday: beach!
friday: theresa's birthday party
saturday: tennis (?) and first behind the wheel!
sunday: indah's birthday dinner at kabuki
monday: bowling
tuesday - thursday: corina's birthday at huntington
saturday: movie nights for me and anh's birthday

& i already scheduled an appointment for my senior portrait!

YAY, I LOVE MY LIFE<3

xoxo, josie

TO DO LIST.

while i'm waiting for the first episode EVER of one tree hill to load, i have compiled together a to do list for this summer:

-drive more
-watch all seasons of one tree hill
-watch all seasons of gossip girl
-watch all seasons of 90210
-dinner with the mains
-attend Indah's birthday at Kabuki @ VG.
-plan mine and Anh's birthday (July 18 & July 24)
-schedule senior portrait
-START WAR AND PEACE! & summer assignment for AP lit :[
-spend more time with family (especially before Lisa leaves)
-continue waking up before 9
-bike more, loose weight
-get better at tennis
-attend Corina's birthday (July 14-16)
-bike with Tiffany
-plan more movie nights
-cook more dinners with the mains
-spend more time with Pomona girls<33
-start volunteering somewhere..
-take brothers out more
-learn to cook more
-read more books!
-more shopping, throw out old clothes
-but spend less $$$$
-spend more time with mommy on tuesdays<3
-better relationship with father
-go to oakland
-go clubbing
-have a yard sale
-drink less lol

so far.. that's it. july just started, but i feel like this summer's gonna be biiiig.

xoxo, josie

:)

for the first time in many months, i think i can say that i'm free from being emotionally casted upon a guy :) feeeeeeeels goooooood, bahahaha. thank you to those who stuck by through such hard times; offered me advice, let me cry and lent a shoulder to cry on, or just listened to me vent. thank you for all the dinners, movie nights, bowling days, hang out seshes, and even those little phone calls that helped me get through the day. and though sometimes i get nostalgic, it's nowhere near as bad as how it used to be.

xoxo, josie.